Chapter 500: A Sh*tty Train Of Logical Thought...
Azmond was dodging everyone like the plague as he dove behind anybody he could find, all while Augmenting everything in his surroundings.
His Astral Augmenter Levels were constantly going up with every second that passed.
And not only that, but every single one of his aspects of existence went up when he used Emu in conjunction with his Astral Augmenter Class!
Azmond\'s strength was going up by leaps and bounds with every passing moment, but at this point in time, his power was doing him no favors.
He was weaving in and out of the crowd as he effectively dodged the eyes of Nadia, Aqua, Esra, Marina, and Margarete.
All of which were looking for him with dangerously narrowed eyes.
Everyone in the crowd felt a little intimidated by the stares of the beautiful blue-haired women, but the Royal AquaRing family didn\'t seem to care one bit about the opinions of anyone…
"W-Well, as you can see, the women of the Royal AquaRing family are as vibrant and expressive as always!"
The Head Master\'s slightly nervous voice echoed out as he cleared his throat before continuing, "Although we all love the women of the AquaRing Royal Family, we also have one more-"
However, before he could finish his commentary, he was interrupted by the sexy Maragerete, as she said, "We know you\'re right there, Azmond."
"Umu?" Azmond responded with a confused voice, as he never left the backside of the student in front of him.
Damnit! I thought those skills I absorbed from the Void Fledgling Scouts would work in camouflaging me! They literally have \'Cosmic Camouflage\' in the name!
He was frustrated that his new inherited skill didn\'t work on the sniffers of these dangerous women!
Nonetheless, when Maragerete\'s sinuous voice sounded, everyone followed her eyes and saw a wolf-masked man in the academy outfit hiding behind a puzzled woman.
Azmond was playing the bunny ears prank on the girl with his fingers, which was probably what gave him away…
I knew I shouldn\'t have done that, but I really couldn\'t help myself when I saw this perfect bunny ear-suitable head!!
He was lamenting his fate as one who did stuff on a whim while backing up from behind the perplexed woman.
And when Azmond did that, the woman seemed to finally notice his existence as she asked, "How the hell did you get behind-"
However, before this woman could finish her sentence, she was interrupted by the fervent cry of a certain blue-haired girl!
"I finally found you, husband!" Aqua shouted, her curvy body already rushing in the direction of the wolf-masked man.
Azmond knew that his cover had been blown, and he also knew that there was no point in hiding it anymore.
After all, Marina had managed to patch up her relationship with Aqua over the last couple weeks.
Nonetheless, he probably shouldn\'t tell her about his relationship with her mother just yet…
It didn\'t take a genius to figure out what such a discovery would do to Aqua…
But luckily for everyone involved, Azmond now has three clones!
He had his Old Man Beyond the Stars clone and two additional Essence Soul Clones, both of which came to be because of his cultivation and system.
Azmond had the resources to keep up this little charade until a few thousand years passed by!
The thousand-year unit was just a placeholder, and it could vary, but he was hoping that he could settle Aqua in before such a long period of time passed…
However, life often throws curve balls in your direction…
"Morningstar!" Marina exclaimed as she saw a sickly man approach the stage.
Well, this just got a little confusing…
Azmond had two women jumping at two separate versions of him, and it was at that moment that he knew that life was perfect!
I may be a \'little\' but possessive, but since both me and my clones share the same train of thought and existence essence, we are all the same.
That is to say that he was capable of satisfying all of his women without running out of rentable \'plots of land\', namely, his body parts.
For example, Azmond only had two arms, a head, and a back with just his main body. But when he put a couple of clones in the mix, that number multiplied!
Now, Azmond wasn\'t doing this just to satisfy a statistic, no!
He was doing this so that no woman would be left out when they did something with him!
How unfair would it be if Azmond had a plethora of lovely women, but he only walked with two of them hand in hand!?
Just think about the women\'s feelings on this matter! How do you think it would make them feel to be excluded like that!?
There was, of course, the option to have the women take turns with him, but who in any number of universes liked to take turns!?
Turns suck!
This was all to say that clones would be not only Azmond\'s saving grace but also the cause of the increased happiness of all his women!
\'Wait... I think I might be losing my mind, because that is the most terrible line of thought I\'ve ever heard... Even though it is logical, it still isn\'t right... Ai, I think I\'ve done so many push-ups that my brain has friend...\'
Discarding everything he thought previously, Azmond want back to what he was doing.
…
Under the wide eyes of the thousands of new students and the staff of the Royal Academy of AquaRing, Azmond\'s main body took on the full bodies of both Aqua and Marina.
"I can\'t believe you were here all along! Why didn\'t you come to see me, you big meanie!" Aqua voiced her grievances while tightly embracing Azmond.
"I\'m sorry, Aqua, but I had a few things going on, so I couldn\'t see you right away," Azmond responded with a wry smile as he attempted to assuage the emotions of the obsessive beauty.
He was trying his best not to let anything perilous slip from his mouth…
"It\'s okay, Husband! I don\'t mind that it took a while for us to reunite, but from this point on, we will never be separating…" Aqua started with a cheerful voice, but it started to get darker towards the end.
Her grip on Azmond\'s torso tightened as he could\'ve sworn that he felt something break…