Chapter 360 - 360 Jiang Xu: Kid, what do you have to compete with me?_l
An Nuonuo also spoke up, “Zhou is a guest, so from the perspective of etiquette, I should keep her company too.”
“Exactly,” Zhou Qingyue said proudly, looking at Jiang Xu, “Get it or not?”
She was very happy.
It was like forcibly pulling two people apart.
Jiang Xu felt intensely annoyed with Zhou Qingyue.
Just got here and you’re causing trouble for me, huh?
However, it didn’t take long for Jiang Xu to come up with a countermeasure.
Reluctantly, he said, “Fine, but this doesn’t set a precedent, okay?”
Both girls were very happy.
The reason An Nuonuo was happy was that she wouldn’t have to be ‘beaten’ tonight.
Therefore, the atmosphere at the dinner table became very harmonious.
After dinner, Jiang Xu took it upon himself to wash the dishes.
It’s usually like that in families.
When male relatives or friends visit, the woman cooks and does housework.
When female relatives or friends visit, it’s the man’s turn.
The main reason was that Jiang Xu didn’t want to be alone with Zhou Qingyue.
Zhou Qingyue, watching Jiang Xu busy in the kitchen, enviously said, “When can I be like you?”
“There must be many people chasing after you, right?” An Nuonuo asked.
“There are quite a few,” Zhou Qingyue pursed her lips, “but they’re either lusting after my body or trying to use my fame.
None of them genuinely likes me for who I am.”
It would have been better not to mention this.
Once she did, feelings of regret unavoidably spread.
Once, she had true affection in front of her, but she failed to cherish it.
If she could get another chance from heaven, she definitely wouldn’t miss out on Jiang Xu again.
At this moment, Zhou Qingyue really wanted to shout: Bring it on, send me back to high school!
After washing the dishes, Jiang Xu went to take a shower first.
Then he went out for a bit.
To buy a bulletproof vest.
He was using it too frequently.
Around ten o’clock at night, Jiang Xu urged the two girls to go take their showers.
The public bathroom on the first floor had three stalls, and there was one in each room too.
An Nuonuo’s shower time was about fifteen minutes.
Generally, girls take half an hour, an hour to shower.
An Nuonuo used to take long showers as well.
But Jiang Xu told her that showering for too long could lead to pulmonary edema.
Especially when the bathroom doors and windows are closed.
The dense water vapor, when inhaled in large quantities over time, is bound to cause problems.
Both An Nuonuo and Zhou Qingyue went to shower.
Jiang Xu stood outside the bathroom where An Nuonuo was showering, timing her with a stopwatch.
Time’s up.
“Click!”
The bathroom door opened.
“Ah~”
Before An Nuonuo could see clearly outside, she was scooped up around the waist by Jiang Xu.
He sprinted to the bedroom with the speed of a hundred-meter dash and then locked the door from the inside.
Gently, he tossed her onto the bed.
She was wearing a bathrobe.
Because the movement just now was rather abrupt, so…
Jiang Xu rubbed his hands together and chuckled sinisterly, “My dear, you can’t escape the palm of my hand.”
“You… don’t come any closer…” An Nuonuo backed into a corner.
Covering herself with the quilt, she looked pitiful, like a little lamb that had been spooked.
“Hehe,” Jiang Xu approached her, “I’ve told you before, stop resisting me, what can you possibly do against me?”
“You… you’re not playing fair,” An Nuonuo said indignantly.
That phrase was taught to her by Jiang Xu.
Now said in her soft, whiny voice, it sounded especially tantalizing to the ear. “That’s right, I don’t play fair, what are you going to do about it?” Jiang Xu posed as if he had nothing to lose, “Right now, I declare, overtime starts!”
An Nuonuo: “Hmm…”
“Ah, taking a shower at Jiang Xu’s house is just so comfortable.”
Stepping out of the bathroom, Zhou Qingyue couldn’t help but sigh with contentment.
She was already fantasizing about the day she would become the lady of this house.
“Eh, where’s Nuonuo?”
Clad in a long bathrobe, Zhou Qingyue searched around for An Nuonuo.
She checked each room one by one, including the living room, but found no one.
When she reached Jiang Xu’s bedroom and found the door locked from the inside, she knocked.
No response.
Pressing her ear against the door, she couldn’t hear anything either.
The soundproofing in each room here was excellent.
Even if someone was oiling the floor or revving an engine to its maximum speed inside, you wouldn’t hear a thing outside.
Zhou Qingyue went back to the guest room to get her mobile phone.
Just as she was about to call An Nuonuo, she received a text from Jiang Xu:
She’s with me in the bedroom, go to sleep by yourself.
Zhou Qingyue trembled with rage and typed swiftly: Did you use some dirty trick to coerce Nuonuo?
Jiang Xu read the message but didn’t reply, and set both his and An Nuonuo’s phones to silent.
During the overtime match, thinking of An Nuonuo, they had a muffled conversation.
In the end, Jiang Xu couldn’t hide his joy.
Then, Jiang Xu finally picked up the phone and looked at it.
An Nuonuo, meanwhile, went to the washroom in the bedroom…
Zhou Qingyue had sent him more than ten texts, cursing him filthily.
But Jiang Xu was in such a good mood that he didn’t bother arguing with her.
Instead, he replied lightly: Keep it up, and you can forget about starring in any of my works in the future.
Zhou Qingyue responded immediately: Oh no, my phone got a virus just now, that wasn’t me, boohoo…
Jiang Xu couldn’t be bothered with her.
An Nuonuo came out of the washroom and obediently lay down beside him.
Pouting her lips, her face full of resentment: “You’re getting more and more outrageous, huh.”
Jiang Xu gently patted her back: “I didn’t say that to you, did I?”
“Ah, what did you say?” An Nuonuo asked, puzzled.
Jiang Xu: “Between lovers, the kinkier and more twisted the play, the stronger and longer-lasting the relationship.”
An Nuonuo blushed and retorted, “That’s nonsense, I’m not talking to you anymore.”
With that, she covered her head with the blanket.
Jiang Xu: “Come out, or I’m going to fart.”
An Nuonuo:
When facing Jiang Xu, she really had no choice.
She soon fell asleep.
Before drifting off, a thought flashed through her mind: Did I forget something important?
In the guest room next door.
Zhou Qingyue curled up, feeling pitiable, helpless, small but very angry.
Her plan foiled, she could guess what those two were doing in the next room.
She was curious and saddened.
So…
She opened some ‘instructional1 videos she had ‘accidentally’ downloaded on her phone not long ago.
She turned the volume to the lowest and quietly started watching.
Before long, her mouth dropped into an O shape: “My God, you can do that?
Doesn’t that hurt? So impressive, how can she swallow that?”
She watched for more than three hours.
When Zhou Qingyue finally realized, she let out a shriek.
She quickly threw her phone away and went to sleep.
Staying up late would ruin her skin and give her dark circles.
The next day, Jiang Xu and An Nuonuo got up as usual and went to school.
They had a major course in the morning.
After this week, there would be no more.
Zhou Qingyue didn’t wake up until after ten.
Once she found out Jiang Xu and An Nuonuo were not home, she did something bold….